Sydney @Sydney@bigshoulders.city

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Thank you for boosting and faving!

Replies or DMs are really the only way we can gauge real interest (and send invites if we do start it) so please let me know if you're interested in an account on cooler.mom (probably what we'd go with).

Pet moms are not moms, sorry!

I think 10 moms is the threshold to justify the expense? My wife is @Sydney, she is very nice.

Went blueberry and peach picking this morning!!! Good for your soul!!!

Goodnight everybody, forgive me my trespasses

Happy fourth! We gave Dill a pool float.

Here are some more photos of aquatic Dill

I won a goddamn joseph knight finally (an etching, not a painting, but still)
(cc @Pixley)

Homeowner status update: last night I had a nightmare that I left a window open in the dining room. That was it. That was the whole nightmare

Dill gets the chicken bite

Our favorite post-dinner activity is to come over and burp on me

The main thing I learned from my ten year high school reunion is: Everyone is a physical therapist or a high school English teacher now

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@Pawdraig He can definitely shoot a look. (Bonus Remy in this one)

@Ttle It is extremely powerful for sniffs

@citrustwee He easily can be lost between couch cushions, it's true

@nuttgodd it's an extremely sweet one, to be sure

@morganwolf@witches.live 👀

@platypus Undeniable! He is blessed with an extremely lounge-able shape