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mastodon needs moms, gauging interest 

Thank you for boosting and faving!

Replies or DMs are really the only way we can gauge real interest (and send invites if we do start it) so please let me know if you're interested in an account on cooler.mom (probably what we'd go with).

Pet moms are not moms, sorry!

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mastodon needs moms, signal boost 

I think 10 moms is the threshold to justify the expense? My wife is @Sydney, she is very nice.

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Homeowner status update: last night I had a nightmare that I left a window open in the dining room. That was it. That was the whole nightmare

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Our favorite post-dinner activity is to come over and burp on me

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I’m in the process of trying to convince my boss, who is also my mother, that the best employee gift this year would be a personalized robe with our logo on it.

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photo, ec 

Just a dad picking up weeds and dropping them in the compost pile on a Sunday afternoon

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My dog is a terrier and perfect. (Video of a small brown terrier mix trying to find a thing he smells and wagging constantly)

Happy fathers day to @alex, the only guy that delivers me a dog in a laundry basket. Your baby is still being baked, but I’m assuming you’ll deliver them to me in a laundry basket too???

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Happy Father’s Day, dads! Home improvement over here with my own pa, removed this weird, ugly tree growing right up against our foundation.

Almost 22 weeks pregnant and yes I have a half eaten stick of butter in my purse.

dog, no ec, boosts good, it's a good dog 

@alex this is the dill we all crave.

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bigshoulders.city

bigshoulders.city is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to “mastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for bigshoulders.city is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball taunts—whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.