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And for your final Dill of the day, I give you this classic.

It’s Friday, and Dill’s birthday, so you get extra Dill.

@Sydney it will take longer to potty train a child than a dog?????????????????

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Like anything cool, there are 10,000 acronyms, abbreviations, and phrases to learn in order to join the club.

Maybe a secret handshake too?

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@Sydney The smaller human inside of you comes out one way or another.

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@Sydney In my first 6 hours down here I’ve learned very little.

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I’ve fallen down a rabbit hole of researching cloth diapers and watching birth videos and looking at doulas Instagram accounts. Instead of clawing my way out, I’m just gonna stay here for the next 10 years.

IMPORTANT QUESTION: how many mini bagels are equal to one normal bagel?

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One time @alex and I got into an argument over the question “do dogs have lips?”

He’s a good boy, even though he can’t always hold his own chew.

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