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baby registry 

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I’m Sorry, But I’m Not Going To Take Part In Fake Woke, Performative “Shutting The Fuck Up For Like One Day, Alex, please”

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~A boostable feast~

:flag: is a :chance: Chicago-focused Mastodon instance with a friendly local timeline and simple rules.

DM me for an invite if you're a current, former, or future Chicagoan (suburbs included :ctapurple: :ctayellow:).

I'm shouldering all costs right now, so if you like what we're doing, you can also buy me a coffee :darkmatter: at

Thanks! We :pizzaheart: you.

*alanis voice* It's like ra-ii-n/on a warrior outside/it's a ninja sword/when your knuckles have knives

Computer! Load up celery...WOMAN (the whole room applauds)

Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to e-mail Peach?

It's going to be a hundred degrees in Boston this weekend. keep an eye out for a rare "crop top hoodie belichick"

I imagine CBD is harvested by boiling a glass of water that sat next to a weed plant for about half an hour

@remulacfrommars man, things could have turned out so different for Spider from Goodfellas

Duolingo showed me an ad for bulletproof sneakers, and I’m kind of interested

antifa truck truther evidence 

@Pixley I saw video of the truck and it actually made me MORE convinced it was fake

@alex I've been saying "I like all kinds of music, except country" for years, it's very rewarding

if anyone sees a software engineer named zach vorhies for hire, he’s an antisemite. currently in the bay area.

Tom Hooper's "Cats" :drake-no:
Tobe Hooper's "Cats" :drake-yes:

I haven’t watched the Simpsons in at least five years so I assume recent plots are like “lurleen lumpkin becomes an e-girl” and “Nelson starts a slime factory”

bill belichick coppertone girl photoshop jpeg

Karen loves nothing more than putting on some Taking Back Sunday and smoking the devil's lettuce, and I applaud her for it

"I like all kinds of music, except country and rap" is a real person and they work in marketing or something

Show more is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to “mastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball taunts—whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.

For now, membership in is subject to approval. if you don’t have an invite or referral, email our admin with a Toot-length intro.