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sex identity, labels, fyi 

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Your favorite poster’s favorite poster (that they have on notifications-only mute)

The real version of this chart just goes from red to slightly lighter red

I love this racism chart that just showed up on my timeline. Segregation ended in 1954. We are now living in the good time, when racism is over. Green means go, collect no racism

this tiger from a Chinese zodiac placemat looks like they want to talk to you about their polycule

We were out to dinner tonight and saw a truck brandishing the hardest-to-pronounce company name I have ever had the pleasure of seeing

Sydney and I spent the entire ride home trying to say “quick! Get quitkick equine equipment!”

We were out to dinner tonight and saw a truck brandishing the hardest-to-pronounce company name I have ever had the pleasure of seeing

I'm not opposed to watching WWE at a sports bar but I really wish we could watch it at a gay bar instead

this tiger from a Chinese zodiac placemat looks like they want to talk to you about their polycule

These people are giving me Disney world anxiety. It’s a fucking theme park. You don’t have to plan it for a year. I refuse to make my vacation work

I cannot adequately put into words how absolutely fucking cursed this sounds

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bigshoulders.city

bigshoulders.city is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to “mastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for bigshoulders.city is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball taunts—whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.

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