Pinned toot

I'm here for sink yams and to drink Hamms

Pinned toot

the perfect way to make Kraft Dinner (not a bit) [I'm pinning this] 

Pinned toot

My posts are like my children; I am disappointed in them

Pinned toot

baby registry 

Pinned toot

I’m Sorry, But I’m Not Going To Take Part In Fake Woke, Performative “Shutting The Fuck Up For Like One Day, Alex, please”

Alex boosted
Alex boosted

I do not yet have a baby but I put some new strings on the Dobro so at least I've got country music

I have fosstodon domain blocked and I will post about poorly using linux whenever I WANT

I only use linux on a VM that is running on a Windows 10 PC that is inside a network cabinet in my basement, accessed through Remote Desktop on my Mac. For safety.

Alex boosted

i've had Thrash Unreal stuck in my head for like a week now and you know what? there's worse fates

Alex boosted

what if everyone on this website chilled the fuck out for a sec

I really like how ubuntu tells me how long things will take to download with a 56k modem. it really centers my shit

Alex boosted

@alex okay i was like haha its a loud bird earlier but i just looked it up and these motherfuckers' call is 125 dB thats louder than a frickin jackhammer

Alex boosted

Probably the best photo that has ever (or will ever be) taken of me 

Alex boosted

if someone does research on this and it turns out that taking estrogen does improve your ability to pick out colors the US military must immediately bimbofy their fighter pilots

Alex boosted

I told my husband about the loud bird who screams in the faces of prospective mates and laughed so hard I cried, what is wrong with me

Alex boosted
Alex boosted
Alex boosted

@alex

every chef this reporter interviewed: yeah bay leaves often don't bring an instantly recognizable taste to a dish but still add depth and richness to the flavor

this reporter: sounds fake. and possibly gay?

@Pixley I’m not sure if you ever read this classic

I fondly remember this piece in the Awl from 2016, which better than anything I’ve ever read captures the feeling of going into the world seeking confirmation for a strongly-held belief only you have, and finding only people who think your belief is weird theawl.com/2016/03/the-vast-ba

Show more
bigshoulders.city

bigshoulders.city is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to “mastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for bigshoulders.city is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball taunts—whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.

For now, membership in bigshoulders.city is subject to approval. if you don’t have an invite or referral, email our admin with a Toot-length intro.