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This post is a baby shower for my baby. Hi baby.

If you like my posts, pay me back with (1) $7 bottle brush, or perhaps a bib with some lemons on it.

amazon.com/baby-reg/alex-dowso

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Hi new followers, be sure to watch the Balkan Marketing Robot video and join in my suffering

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~A boostable feast~

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bigshoulders.city is a :chance: Chicago-focused Mastodon instance with a friendly local timeline and simple rules.

DM me for an invite if you're a current, former, or future Chicagoan (suburbs included :ctapurple: :ctayellow:).

I'm shouldering all costs right now, so if you like what we're doing, you can also buy me a coffee :darkmatter: at ko-fi.com/dowson.

Thanks! We :pizzaheart: you.

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@alex this is the best post in the history of the fediverse

blocking everyone i don't want to follow. there is no inbetween

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I get Chris Dorner and Chris Benoit confused a lot so some of your posts can be pretty concerning

Thanks but if I wanted to be murdered in a submarine I would have become a Swedish freelance journalist

I get Chris Dorner and Chris Benoit confused a lot so some of your posts can be pretty concerning

Thanks but if I wanted to be murdered in a submarine I would have become a Swedish freelance journalist

I will never forget the picture I saw during my facebook days of a dude in a fedora making dr pepper ice cubes to keep his soda cold without watering it down.

"gentlemanly as fuck" he said

I read comics only when I fly, so right now thatโ€™s Saga, Die, The Wicked + The Divineโ€ฆ tell me what else I should cop if I like these.

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bigshoulders.city

bigshoulders.city is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to โ€œmastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.โ€ Our goal for bigshoulders.city is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball tauntsโ€”whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.

For now, membership in bigshoulders.city is subject to approval. if you donโ€™t have an invite or referral, email our admin with a Toot-length intro.