how dare you come into my mentions and say I’m not allowed to shitpost. I was there. I was there when hellhomer went down. I was there for goth ms frizzle’s mencia moment. I was there when the biggest weird twitter couple in New Orleans broke up. I was there when horse ebooks was revealed. I’m a ten year veteran of the posting wars
the perfect way to make Kraft Dinner (not a bit) [I'm pinning this]
put the pasta in a glass bowl with 1 and 3/4 cups hot water.
Microwave for 5 minutes.
Pause, stir, microwave for another 5 minutes.
Add a quarter cup of milk, 2 tbps of butter and the cheese packet.
Done. Perfect Kraft dinner.
Making room for roses. Pretty sure our Massachusetts garden doesn’t need yucca
That is to say, I don’t think the timeline really needs white voices calling for peace and quiet right now. Pretty convinced we don’t actually need white voices calling for /anything/ tbqh
Cops shooting rubber bullets straight at a TV News crew live on air
This is Louisville
please boost, boston protests, uspol
Folks are getting arrested in boston tonight, if you have the resources please send support to the MA bail fund
Other than the classic “bdsm is authoritarian” bizarro take
look at this proposed budget. its like a shitpost i would make.
a dad who post
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