Having lived there from 2007 to 2010, the absolute worst thing about Massachusetts is that literally every Dairy Queen in the state is only a hamburger restaurant and does not sell cakes.

@Pixley One birthday I drove to all of them on a quest for an ice cream cake, as DQ ice cream cakes are the pinnacle of the form. All the locations are just Dairy Queen Braziers. All Grill, no Chill.

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