Don't you hate when you're on time to your appointment but you still have to wait for ages at the doctor's office and the only magazine they have to read is DRAGON USER?

No one is allowed to explain "Turtle Graphics — The Forth Alternative" to me. I will not be reading the replies to this. Thanks.

@alex that's some DA SHARE ZONE aesthetic right there.

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