Thinking about a tobacco company marketing executive in a board room presenting a Keynote slide that just says "CIGARETTES ARE PALEO VAPING"

@alex That's pretty much the entire "American Spirit" brand, right? The tobacco's organic and therefore good for you

@ItsTheManOnTheMoon I absolutely smoked American spirit blacks when I was 15 because they seemed like "luxury cigarettes"

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