I am moving to rural new england without my wife or my small dog on March 2nd to start a new job and save up for a house that isn't a colonial because I'm 6'3" and can't fit in those kitchens.

Please DM me your PSN names, Switch friend codes, Discord invites and whatever else can keep me from going crazy with nothing to do on nights and weekends for the next 5+ months.

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