yeah, I'm a rock music fan, I like chunky riffs and soaring solos and turgid bass and boner drums


I probably think about the lyric in Sultans of Swing where Mark Knopfler says "Check out Guitar George—he knows all the chords" once a week

Imagine the jazz-explaining scene from La La Land, but Ryan Gosling is just saying the lyrics to "Sultans of Swing" verbatim

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