@alex sleepy out there carrying around a suitcase nuke just waiting until he gets bored enough to hit the button


why that bear look like he's about to explain some devious shit to James Bond over a game of baccarat??

@alex this bear committed a crime and got away with it. That's the face of someone who has escaped justice.

@alex he knows the secret to a good night's sleep and he'll never tell, the smug son of a bitch

@alex follow your nose, to the mattress whomstve collected the most farts

@alex the real question is what's their relation to the celestial seasonings sleepytime tea bear

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