@alex sleepy out there carrying around a suitcase nuke just waiting until he gets bored enough to hit the button

@alex

why that bear look like he's about to explain some devious shit to James Bond over a game of baccarat??

@alex this bear committed a crime and got away with it. That's the face of someone who has escaped justice.

@alex he knows the secret to a good night's sleep and he'll never tell, the smug son of a bitch

@alex follow your nose, to the mattress whomstve collected the most farts

@alex the real question is what's their relation to the celestial seasonings sleepytime tea bear

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bigshoulders.city is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to “mastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for bigshoulders.city is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball taunts—whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.

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