Furbys have front-facing eyes, because they are predators
I have no idea how this came back
@alex they eat tamagotchis
@alex terrifying, thank's
@alex this got me fucked up
@alex just let it happen Alex
@alex excellent observation
@alex So… monkeys just have really good PR? Or they're planning a surprise attack…
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