My experience with Marty today is that I went to a different grocery store for the first time, heard an automatic message about a cleanup needed in an aisle, and turned a corner to discover…… him

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@Pixley this is what happens when I start doing robot research. I am too close to the truth and they sent Marty after me

@Pixley Marty has no unit vectors except a quickly rotating black lens

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