thinking about how, as a Princeton and Oxford-educated millennial from a prominent family in a red state, Ellie Kemper from The Office and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt would be a fine substitution for mayor Pete. Also probably more people voted for her as a two time Emmy nominee than have ever voted for mayor Pete

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Obviously I am not saying these are good reasons to be president, I am just saying if we have to have someone with the qualifications, let it be the person who was in a Derrick Comedy sketch about bad blowjobs and not a mckinsey vulture

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