Alex @alex@bigshoulders.city

I am tempted to make this my new header on allpro

please enjoy the top comment on Kicker of Elves

like, this is bleak

They Taught Rats How To Drive

DID YOU EVEN READ MY LAST NEXTDOOR POST, GLENDA

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Enjoy this picture of a white bellbird, the Loudest Bird In The World

who needs context

EXCUSE ME

marriage and/or monogamy are not for everyone! but they are for us. Our officiating friend asked us why we wanted to get married and I said:

I do not believe in soulmates; in fact I do believe that attachment to a person, like attachment to an object, in the buddhist sense, is unhealthy.

But if Sydney and I are falling in space, we are near to eachother. I am comforted + warmed by her existence as her own person, not in relation to me. We are partners as people.

Our first dance was to Charlotte Day Wilson's "Work," which goes:

"It’s gonna take a little time
But with you by my side
I won’t let go
'Til I've got what’s mine"

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z-HsbovI4E)

In October of 2017, we were living in Chicago in a 4th floor apartment; just since this January, I've changed jobs, we've bought a house, we're expecting a baby any day now. It does take work!!!

But it is always better together than apart. We are linked; we are Traveling together, capital T.

Syd and I wrote our vows; here they are. I typed mine, because of my handwriting, obviously.

Good morning! It is @sydney and I's second wedding anniversary, this is gonna be a thread about that.

There is no baby, but perhaps the baby is a party crasher and wants to show up on an already-marked day.

Uhhh this hose doesn't look very kink-resistant to me. in fact it looks extremely kinkful

FUCK

There are two good ketchups, Heinz and this one

Ah, the two genders

I don’t know if he thinks people don’t remember the Oscar-nominated movie or the hundreds of contemporaneous news articles about his Hot Or Not clone or what but this is incredible

Burgers now, baby (at some point)