USERNAMEꜛ @alex@bigshoulders.city

Good evening from our garden!

This… this is Too Many Things

Bivouac Obama

If you were curious, I did not win the sheep painting by my great-great-great grandfather; someone sniped me by $1 with one second remaining so I didn't have time to up my bid. :(

I did, however, just get this boss rug for $35. :)

Good morning!🌞☀️😃

Seems like #dill is fine with my wife working from the new house

I found your new meme format

Let's see what the guy from the show "The League" who lied about being at 9/11 is up to. Oh. Oh no

Larry blocked me, but for everyone else, here are some pictures of #Dill coveting, then enjoying, some 'gurt

#Dill join cryptids.online

A.) This is a concept car, not even a car anyone will be able to buy
B.) By "the sourest situation" you mean, "all the crimes we did"? This is some weak fucking lemonade, folks

Monchich Iver

"I bought this movie last week and want to watch it, but I can't find it anywhere?"
"ah, yes, we don't keep your purchase history because that's good privacy or something"

And yes, we did get the murdered-out aluminum lawn chairs #porchposting

Our front yard has this glorious white fringe tree (Chionanthus virginicus). It smells so gooooood

Sorry for being offline this past week, the movers just arrived and I will be #porchposting as they unpack

Excited to pull off all this terrible wallpaper to get at that sweet horsehair plaster under

This is our house!!!!!!!

I’m a damn homeowner!!!!!!!!!!

It’s gotta be Remy and Dill