Alex Dowson @alex@bigshoulders.city

This classic Ryan Q. North tweet should absolutely be considered a companion text to this thread.

Ok, now Dill says it’s goodnight, already.

Good morning, it’s Dill!

When I’m nogged up, that’s the real me.

I have these three scars on my middle finger from when I saved my dog from a pit bull attack and every time I notice them they remind me of the Toronto Raptors “claw around the basketball” logo

Is this a curse?

Everyone’s talking about dog orb, but have you considered dog totem?

I know a lot of people are knocking the New York Times right now, but at this very moment, this is the sort of hard-hitting, well-developed, and innovative journalism that we all need:

Having trouble coming up with proper nouns for the D&D campaign you’re DMing? Trying using a password vault app like 1Password’s English word password generator!

There’s a guy in the middle of the park wearing a white trench coat and playing Careless Whisper on the tenor sax. It’s 30 degrees out.

I do this all day: *gestures vaguely around my workspace, unclear what I’m referring to*

So he can do this:

This… this is too much wind chill.

Ah, yes, the Chicago Theatre’s world-famous “four very long horses” fresco.

The Thom Yorke-goer has logged on(line to get a drink because the opening act is a cellist with a tape delay machine)

"Female, Presenting Nipples" sounds like heraldry to me.

The Boy Is Soft™️

Still bummed I had to go to work in this yesterday. 🌨️ 🌨️

Repping mspsocial.net in coffee form this morning.

Adventures in gendered products. I'm so puzzled by the existence of this "audio interface for girls" that I might actually like it? It's like one of those rake things where it goes from being funny to unfunny to even funnier than before as you read about it.

https://www.musicradar.com/news/is-this-audio-interface-in-the-shape-of-a-cosmetic-product-the-most-misguided-product-launch-ever

Hey Firefox, I appreciate this personification of content blockers as "a giant woman, dabbing in flip-flops"