Alex Dowson @alex@bigshoulders.city

Ooh I wanna woo ya, to Jamaica, Bahama, come on pretty mama

Ending this Friday strong with a Romanian Vending Machine Poltergeist

"As the shopper passes in front of the shelf, our motion sensor activates the device and the product becomes animated.

In the same time, a powerful led is casting light on the product. But that’s not all! The product even speak to the shopper, delivering a promotional voice message, or playing music. Yes, you can even make the product dance to the rhythm."

Oh no, oh no no no

You know what else is rude? Telling New York Times opinion writers to go fuck themselves. But I can still do it!

I'm... concerned about the tube placement on this ghostbuster transformer

Electric word, "life": it means forever, and that's a mighty long time. But I'm here to tell you there's something else: AN OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED PRINCE GIF DIRECTORY ORGANIZED BY ALBUM https://giphy.com/prince

Picking up some new hot looks for spring

Anyway this is all to say @Sydney is an extremely great wife, even if she doesn’t post much; it is going to be really hard to live without her for five months because she is an absolute wonder

Our wedding was extremely cool and I still want to tell everyone about it! Our table numbers were all antique counting flashcards on cones of yarn (my wife is a weaver)! The cake was her great-grandmother's recipe! Since her great-grandma was a professional cake-baker, I made placecards with scanned photos of her famous cakes!

Just thinking about how cool it was to marry my wife two Octobers ago on this love day; when you see this photo you have to imagine “I Choose You” by Willie Hutch blasting (the song that Int’l Players Anthem samples)

Dill wish you a happy Valentine’s Day, just hearts, no chocolate

Dogs aren’t all glitz and glamor

BOOST

DILL
THE
DACHSHUND

TONITE

Okay, I think I've got my CUBE MOOD board figured out, let me know what vibe you'd get if you saw these things on a new coworker's desk:

Dill is not sure about these dachshund beauty standards.

Inspired by @laser, whose bands were probably much cooler than mine

Is this acceptable cube decor or are there more normal ways to represent that I’m from Toronto

My mom is on vacation

Check out my new instance, bofill.lol, for fans of 80s r&b singer Angela Bofill. Wait, hold on

The sheet music illustrator for "I'm A Little Teapot" invented dabbing