I love this racism chart that just showed up on my timeline. Segregation ended in 1954. We are now living in the good time, when racism is over. Green means go, collect no racism

We were out to dinner tonight and saw a truck brandishing the hardest-to-pronounce company name I have ever had the pleasure of seeing

this tiger from a Chinese zodiac placemat looks like they want to talk to you about their polycule

I resent the suggestion you need a master’s degree to recognize the largest country in Europe

here is my problem: the basic web interface will not load for me, on any device or any browser. I can get to preferences, and I can switch to the advanced web interface, even, but if I switch back to basic I get the error in the screenshot. Apps work fine. In the advanced interface, everything works except my home timeline is a little... uh... lonely. None of my other users are having problems.

this sounds very good

"Take part in a classic camping trip: Roast hot dogs on the fire, go birdwatching, tell ghost stories, grab a beverage from the cooler and do cartwheels on the beach.

WOBJ is a short story game including 20 chapters, 4 playable characters, 10,000 words of dialog and 8 explorable areas, all rendered in a beautiful 2D/3D art style."


I love to tell stories about my true life experiences that really happened on reddit dot com

Why does this David Lynch quote that Thomas posted sound exactly like a 2019 Joe Biden story

I do not watch anime, and I am extremely skeptical of the vibe that produces any criticism of "animation quality" but I am fucking losing it at these screenshots

Uspol, Allen dershowitz eye contact 

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