@starwall I liked planetary annihilation because it ran on my Mac but made the fans run like my laptop itself was the space projectile

@pbandkate building a classless society means everyone gets to hate linkedin

@matt this inspired me to look up the guy who produced the record and holy shit did this guy ever chase trends

@matt this inspired me to look up the guy who produced the record and holy shit did this guy ever chase trends

Thinking about @matt sitting outside with a cool “mohito” and putting on his favorite record, Let’s Bottle Bohemia by The Thrills (2005)

me: *minding my own business"

jill stein: yeah, im thinking im back

ceiling fan violence 

David: *plays a secret chord*
The Lord: “Damn son where’d you find this?”

hi! perrine is doing a stream on twitch and her most recent follower is... "Death_To_All_Gayz"!

so basically could you follow her on twitch so that's not ruining the clips and stuff?? thank you!!

oh yeah and she's like, really good at fortnite. i genuinely cannot comprehend the level at which she plays games

twitch.tv/paeonnui

on the first day of class i'm gonna tell the teacher "i don't give a frick" so all my friends think i got really cool over the summer

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bigshoulders.city is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to “mastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for bigshoulders.city is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball taunts—whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.

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