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Writing “what if Harry Potter was blonde?” fanfic. Yes that’s the only change

@remulacfrommars we’re dads with beards and small, fuel efficient vehicles AND WE VOTE (actually I don’t, I can’t)

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I keep my mf'n rib-tickling schoolboy howlers in my pocket book of boners

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@mood I don’t know what you mean, totally cromulent name imo

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there’s a place in maine called mount desert island and i always thought it was the greediest name. why don’t u throw a canyon in there while you’re at it? what other earth science terms can we tack on

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bigshoulders.city

bigshoulders.city is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to “mastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for bigshoulders.city is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball taunts—whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.

For now, membership in bigshoulders.city is subject to approval. if you don’t have an invite or referral, email our admin with a Toot-length intro.