I personally think it was brave of the creators of The Mandalorian to create the first hot ugnaught. I can only imagine nick nolte’s character retired to the wilderness after a long career as an ugnaught male model. Of course, I only mean hot in comparison to all previously seen ugnaughts

a lot of people have asked what instance Henri is going to join; current front runner is awoo.church because “awoo” is literally the only thing they know how to say

I was personally shocked to discover the “force feeding milk bottle” meme template is not from pornography

got a lot done at work today, feels good, I'm an accomplished beans

overwhelming yourself is a totally reasonable response to nearly any stimulus

Just freeze the Red Bull. That is the thickest it can get. Thanks

I was personally shocked to discover the “force feeding milk bottle” meme template is not from pornography

I think pellets guy can be “appreciated” from a distance but he absolutely cannot be on haha yeah or on mastodon because he’ll be like “first of all, I’d like to talk about women”

I am sorry but I believe pellets guy has some problematic subreddits bookmarked

a lot of people have asked what instance Henri is going to join; current front runner is awoo.church because “awoo” is literally the only thing they know how to say

no, Christmas trees are not “ecocidal” 

no, Christmas trees are not “ecocidal” 

Here to weigh in on Christmas movie controversy... 

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bigshoulders.city is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to “mastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for bigshoulders.city is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball taunts—whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.

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