I love this racism chart that just showed up on my timeline. Segregation ended in 1954. We are now living in the good time, when racism is over. Green means go, collect no racism

The real version of this chart just goes from red to slightly lighter red

I love this racism chart that just showed up on my timeline. Segregation ended in 1954. We are now living in the good time, when racism is over. Green means go, collect no racism

Is this horny 

@setup nothing I simply wish the best for you and yours, I am in my robe and about to go to bed

this tiger from a Chinese zodiac placemat looks like they want to talk to you about their polycule

We were out to dinner tonight and saw a truck brandishing the hardest-to-pronounce company name I have ever had the pleasure of seeing

Is this horny 

Sydney and I spent the entire ride home trying to say “quick! Get quitkick equine equipment!”

We were out to dinner tonight and saw a truck brandishing the hardest-to-pronounce company name I have ever had the pleasure of seeing

I'm not opposed to watching WWE at a sports bar but I really wish we could watch it at a gay bar instead

this tiger from a Chinese zodiac placemat looks like they want to talk to you about their polycule

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bigshoulders.city

bigshoulders.city is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to “mastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for bigshoulders.city is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball taunts—whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.

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