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@Pixley This may actually be the Mastodon edition of the Times, thereโ€™s a sicko mode infographic in the Magazine

Good morning, @Pixley; I picked up the arts section of the Sunday Times and was assaulted by this

I know cars are cancelled but this is Chevy Bort, they are 100% electric and they are my new buddy

I know cars are cancelled but this is Chevy Bort, they are 100% electric and they are my new buddy

I have fallen asleep to Spider-Verse literally every night since I moved out

Don't you hate when you're on time to your appointment but you still have to wait for ages at the doctor's office and the only magazine they have to read is DRAGON USER?

The Latin motto โ€œUp to the stars,โ€ or โ€œEd Asner ad astraโ€

*lisa needs braces! dental plan! voice*

Fav more selfies! Media tab!

If you read about the new antidepressant โ€œEsketamineโ€ and didnโ€™t imagine a commercial for it starring Lil Pump, congrats, your brain is significantly better than mine

*lisa needs braces! dental plan! voice*

Fav more selfies! Media tab!

a "leprechaun's fave" is when you favorite something at the top of the TL with a typo that you know the person is gonna delete and redraft

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bigshoulders.city

bigshoulders.city is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to โ€œmastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.โ€ Our goal for bigshoulders.city is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball tauntsโ€”whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.

For now, membership in bigshoulders.city is subject to approval. if you donโ€™t have an invite or referral, email our admin with a Toot-length intro.