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inviting suitors from miles around to punch me in the face

My Mac is trying to practice singer-songwriter erasure and overload my brain with Gamer Thrones content

"Quasimodo" implies the existence of a full and/or semimodo

Making a mental list of people who say "coke" outside of the Atlanta metro area...... y'all on notice

yeah, I'm a rock music fan, I like chunky riffs and soaring solos and turgid bass and boner drums

God gave rock and roll to you/put in your holes for you

Eve loves to toot "John Lennon" with no context, classic boomer

Diplo's 2004 trip-hop album is still good and I wish he had stayed in that zone

Shout out to the cent symbol. ¢, you crazy bastard, no one in this country uses you for any reason ever

real estate 

Show more is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to “mastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball taunts—whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.

For now, membership in is subject to approval. if you don’t have an invite or referral, email our admin with a Toot-length intro.