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Every time I think about changing back to Alex from USERNAMEꜛ I just laugh about the origin of USERNAMEꜛ again and keep it

Your marble name is your favorite 60s Batman sound effect plus -er

Shooting biggies from your plumper (this is a marble account now)

Marble bust, but like, blasting a big bumbo from your hogger

Any marble larger than the majority may be termed a boulder, bonker, masher, plumper, popper, shooter, thumper, smasher, taw, bumbo, crock, bumboozer, bowler, tonk, tronk, godfather, tom bowler, fourer, giant, dobber, dobbert, hogger, biggie or toebreaker. A marble smaller than the majority is a peawee, peewee or mini. A "grandfather" is the largest marble, the size of a billiards ball or tennis ball.

Upon reflection, naming the collection of 2017 “Cathy” strips “Ack Lives Matter” was in poor taste

Larry blocked me, but for everyone else, here are some pictures of coveting, then enjoying, some 'gurt

If you ask me, the real “pocket monster” is your phone. Hi, I’m Charlie Brooker, and this is Black Mirror

But When you think about it, weren’t people watching Black Mirror ON their little black mirrors? Their Phones???? You’ve just entered the Twilight Zone. The new, bad one. I’m Jordan Peele but I think I’m not actually involved in making these

Jordan Peele was hyping up his role in the new Twilight Zone as early as last year’s Super Bowl, but it turns out “executive producers” have more to do with money than movie magic. Hi, I’m Adam Ruins and welcome to “Everything”

Streaming TV shows have gotten very “meta” but you know what isn’t meta? Some boring thing that will make you feel bad about jokes you’ve made in the past. I’m the main guy, and this is Citations Needed

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