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Starting a Patreon to pay for Karen's crunchyroll subscription

Beyond "west Virginia is in the midwest" and "1715 in Russia cannot be sung to the TMNT theme" the *actual* thing people have gotten angriest at me about on this web site is not allowing "dads" of pets on the dad instance. Like, no one gives a shit that I am firmly on the side of "any or no gender can be a dad" but people pop off when I say that having a cat does not make you a parent

I am going to avoid trailers for spoilers. I am going to change my display name to "#1 The Anarchists vs. Isis Stan"

dads.cool and cooler.mom, as is the way of the universe

*buckcherry voice*
Hey, you’re an old ass bitch
On mastodon that’s a prison guard sitch

as a younger user of mastodon I was wondering whether someone would be able to explain to me, perhaps via simile, the experience of being an old ass bitch on this site

If I am not the center of attention on this website for at least 10 minutes every two hours, I will wither up and die

@wandrew I love superfudge. "take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got"

Jimbo. Pip. Jughead. Grungus. Just a few more people join goblin.camp! DM me if u #shidded today

PSA for fellow men 

@pbandkate me, it is a great story and I trust greta gerwig. I emailed greta gerwig, please make a little women movie, and shoot it in my parents town. it worked. now we are friends

💃 there is now a moms instance, too 💃 

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bigshoulders.city

bigshoulders.city is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to “mastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for bigshoulders.city is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball taunts—whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.

For now, membership in bigshoulders.city is subject to approval. if you don’t have an invite or referral, email our admin with a Toot-length intro.