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Personally I am not convinced that Bees “handwriting” is not a false flag, as they desire to be demeaned

𝐀𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝘋𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘺

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@ponfarr also I really like the Art Garfunkel record "Fate for Breakfast" and not just because the title is entirely dumb

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Shout out New Jersey for giving my baby free vaccines while I'm uninsured :anidab_left:

I am extremely sorry for this, I am posting it because of dread, I am not making light of the situation 

the nytimes upshot needle but for Bostock v. Clayton County/Harris Funeral Homes v. EEOC

I have never heard this Lana Del Rey song that @ponfarr is playing but I am stifling laughter at my desk with how she is saying "Heckkkkk" very quietly

people out here really writing lower case n's that look like r's

@alex posting from my big shoulders account cause wasabi is still broke

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