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My least favorite genre of post remains:

“this thing is horrible.”

*is asked for evidence that thing exists*

“I am too emotionally overwhelmed to provide the evidence, I am sorry, please Venmo me so I can keep telling you about the things that are as horrible as they are definitely real”

I hope will’s Mac and cheese turned out great and I hope he doesn’t have to do as much shoveling as I do

Please put your coochie on airplane mode during the flight

It's time for another predictive text game 

The best version of Carol of the Bells is from Mannheim Steamroller on the album A Fresh Aire Christmas and fuck you if you think otherwise

It is currently Snowing A Lot in New England. I made sure to refill the birdfeeder for tomorrow’s cardinals

It is currently Snowing A Lot in New England. I made sure to refill the birdfeeder for tomorrow’s cardinals

I think I will occasionally become variations on public cowboy #1 but I identify so strongly with that title that I will never give up the basic format

christmas 

Someone just recorded the whole album playing on a turntable and posted it to YouTube, posting that instead of an iTunes or Spotify link m.youtube.com/watch?v=kp-6ixV7

Good morning it is time for everyone to listen to “Sings Christmas Carols,” the holiday album by Sun Kil Moon’s Mark Kozalek, who for some reason became an immense piece of shit immediately after releasing this perfect Christmas record

if you've got Don McLean, you've got Don McClean

There are three songs my baby goes absolute sicko mode to:

Baby shark
The Office theme song, and
I wanna be sedated

Food 

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bigshoulders.city

bigshoulders.city is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to “mastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for bigshoulders.city is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball taunts—whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.

For now, membership in bigshoulders.city is subject to approval. if you don’t have an invite or referral, email our admin with a Toot-length intro.