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All Eternals Deck, the best Mountain Goats album, is known f

*meets a throuple* which one of you is the two popes

Self-parody? I mean if no one else is gonna do it

becoming the first person to ever get cancelled by a mailman

Self-parody? I mean if no one else is gonna do it

becoming the first person to ever get cancelled by a mailman

@alex entering couple's therapy with my email. trying out an email swingers club see if we can get some of that old spark back. crying alone in the dark after my email tells me it's over, wondering how we'll split the finance accounts

Working on this new character, Jain Cook, he’s a comedian who loves dating teen girls and hates eating root vegetables

The Boys Are Back In Town ttrpg scenario. Points of interest: downtown, Dino’s Bar and Grill, Johnny’s place. Johnny is the antagonist. Critical roll on slapping Johnny’s face

I am now simply and quietly chuckling to myself about the WASP version of a bofa or siddon, accompanied by a gif of a clean chest pass in basketball or possibly a clutch croquet strike

My e-mail app’s tag line is “Love your email again” and, just, imagine loving your email once

Currently 66 degrees and sunny in Massachusetts, normal planet time

My e-mail app’s tag line is “Love your email again” and, just, imagine loving your email once

I am now simply and quietly chuckling to myself about the WASP version of a bofa or siddon, accompanied by a gif of a clean chest pass in basketball or possibly a clutch croquet strike

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bigshoulders.city

bigshoulders.city is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to “mastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for bigshoulders.city is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball taunts—whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.

For now, membership in bigshoulders.city is subject to approval. if you don’t have an invite or referral, email our admin with a Toot-length intro.