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my mom had such a look of unrestrained glee on her face when she explained that because my dad is 60 now they can go to the grocery store at 6am

everyone's talking bout

STALK MARKET
BRIDGE CONSTRUCTION
NOOK TICKETS.....

….

I JUST WANNA GRILL!!!!

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my mom had such a look of unrestrained glee on her face when she explained that because my dad is 60 now they can go to the grocery store at 6am

bro i am listening to ezra koenig from vampire weekend explain at length that he doesnt understand what calling someone a neoliberal means in this new episode of his radio show. he's been going on for five minutes

gear 

when are they gonna add the apex legends ping system to animal crossing

yeah i'm into BBD: BiBenDum (the michelin man)

Actual Randy Newman lyrics:

Beat-up little seagull on a marble stair
Tryin' to find the ocean, lookin' everywhere
Hard times in the city, in a hard town by the sea
Ain't nowhere to run to there ain't nothin' here for free

Actual Bruce Springsteen lyrics:

Pony boy pony boy
Won't you be my pony boy
Giddy-up giddy-up giddy-up whoa
My pony boy

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imagining what the kingdom hearts fandom would be like if the games were good or fun to play

look i know you admins mean well but banning only medical advice that doesn't fit the western industrial medicine consensus kinda makes it seem like you're endorsing the idea of your users giving medical advice to the fediverse as long as it has footnotes

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unsolicited medical advice with peer-reviewed sources is still unsolicited and violates our COC 🤷‍♂️

dick

Last night my strangest friend sent me an excerpt of the once and future king about the fairy house made of pork products.

"Randy Newman Deserves an N-Word Pass" is the editorial that finally is going to take down Pitchfork.com

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