I keep thinking "hornt on main" to the tune of Girls on Film

thanks to soundhound I now know exactly what norteño music the paisas out back were cheerfully bumping all day today into firework time

LV is the best

something about the phrasing of “ONLINE and that is where i LIVE” from @ianthe in the LB is just an incredibly strong mood

i started taking a stand up comedy class bc i kept meaning to sign up but knew there was no fuckin way i’d make it up to the lincoln lodge on a weekly basis but NOW it is ONLINE and that is where I LIVE

OK but is there an animal crossing specific masto instance yet bc

my turnip price is currently 413 bells if that's of interest to anybody

8141-4975-2512

feeling extremely cool bc I figured out how to do an MS Word macro that greatly speeds up a thing I do for work, thus freeing up more time to play animal crossing while claiming I'm working

morning, this wee guy was born last night and he is extremely confident

:leftpos:​​:8b_l:​​:8b_o:​​:8b_c:​​:8b_k:​​:8b_d:​​:8b_o:​​:8b_w:​​:8b_n:​​:rightpos:

teaching myself how to use APIs for things, what better to use than the open dataset for vacant buildings in Chicago

I have to make the 40m lyft pilgrimage to the burbs to get my prescriptions rewritten and I'm just trying to aggressively get all of my allergy sneezes out right now before other people can see me and think I'm a biological weapon

uspol 

oh OK so the Americans are just too stupid and that's why they support M4A

uspol 

these moderators are actually asking good questions

uspol 

OH MY GOD SAYING A PROGRAM IS GOOD IS NOT AN ENDORSEMENT OF THE GOVERNMENT THAT ENACTED IT THIS IS SO ABSURD

uspol 

why is biden saying so many proveably false things

uspol 

laughing my ass off bc my roommate said biden looks like he's low power n recharging

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bigshoulders.city is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to “mastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for bigshoulders.city is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball taunts—whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.