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Hello! I'm Regina, I'm 35, I live in Chicago, my pronouns are they/them, and I just used the phrase "document of documentation" in an email, so you should not interact with me.

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🏠 IN THIS HOUSE 🏠
👪 WE BELIEVE ❤️
when hummingbirds drink from the hummingbird feeder they make a tiny little "thbppt" noise

sexuosapience, where you can't actually think unless you're in the middle of sex, at which point you become a genius

Pol- joke 

Alt-right to rebrand as "serf and TERF"

How to pronounce common file formats.

GIF: yiff
JPG: huh-peeg
DOC: dook
PDF: parfait
TXT: texit
XLS: excellent
HTML: hot meal

Pol- 

Sometimes I imagine a rich powerful person holding one action figure that's in a helping profession, another action figure that's a person in need of services, and he's hitting them together and making explosion noises

(in a desperate attempt to connect with young people) "Buttered Popcorn" by the Supremes is the grandmama of WAP
youtu.be/xLfwo8luyZk

Like, if I can pack it all up in a largeish shoebox when I'm done, then I'll give it a shot

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My creative outlets mostly don't result in physical objects, and I think that would be a satisfying pursuit, but I don't have the storage space for a lot of equipment

ra ra rasputin,
tetrafluoroethylene;
it is the monoene of teflon

Food 

Cucumber watermelon flavored pixy stix, what a world

What if we put Homer Simpson's head on top of Toad's Body! 

It'd look something... like this!

Why did google automatically suggest Dustin Diamond and Zachary Ty Brian, yes I am 36 but how dare

Me, last night, walking past a sign on a neighbor's lawn that says "Bye Don 2020" and has been there for months: ohhhh, because it sounds like "Biden"

Mh- 

At some point a monkey's paw finger curled down when I wished to know interesting people and now the shame over not being as accomplished or knowledgeable as the people I know is eating me alive

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bigshoulders.city

bigshoulders.city is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to “mastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for bigshoulders.city is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball taunts—whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.