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2049: late stage capitalism has been replaced by early stage “uwu capwitalwism”

I’m “getting really into Neil Young” years old

All right, does anyone here *not* contain multitudes?

the JEWEL CATERPILLAR (Acraga coa)

theyre so pretty!!!

and they grow up into these fuzzy cute moths that look like they are wearing BOOTS

just donated $10 to a Guatemalan organization working with the Disappeared: finding out what happened to people in the chaos of that country's civil war, and hopefully charging some of their killers with crimes.

normally I wouldn't mention it, anonymous giving being generally more honored in Judaism, but I did this not out of pure selflessness, but also to officially register my guess that Henry Kissinger will die on my 30th birthday.

you can do this too by going to henrykissinger.rip, which has a list of suggested organizations that help repair the harms of US imperialism

"That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood
And I've got news for you — she is!'
One if the best lines in music I've ever heard

when you use a sustainably grown tree instead of an endangered tropical hardwood? that's ethical non-mahogany

@alex okay I just read a news story about this bird and they apparently scream right in the female bird's face, which scientists said was uh weird, and one of them said, "well we never saw copulation, so maybe the ones we saw were just losers," and I cannot stop laughing at this

Rats can learn to drive tiny cars around an arena in exchange for a food reward. Their hormone levels suggest they seem to find going for a drive relaxing

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2220721-scientists-have-trained-rats-to-drive-tiny-cars-to-collect-food/

be the boys you want to see back in town

Applying a poultice of oak leaves to my skin so I can get that bog mummy glow up

Look at this absolute maniac

Granby Regina Remembers the Internet of Old:
[rocks contemplatively in rocking chair] Snopes used to be fun and not updated constantly