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Hello! I'm Regina, I'm 35, I live in Chicago, my pronouns are they/them, and I just used the phrase "document of documentation" in an email, so you should not interact with me.

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when hummingbirds drink from the hummingbird feeder they make a tiny little "thbppt" noise

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The two shows where I would gladly play any role are Twelfth Night and Rocky Horror Picture Show, and that's how I know I'm bisexual

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Everyone has to be extra nice to me because I don't know how to do that tiny font

Imagine, in your mind, a pirate saying the word "horny". Which of the following does it sound like?

Listening to My Dad Wrote a Porno while working because I can

what's a cowgirl's favorite car brand? 

*Vine voice* Four deer, chillin in a graveyard, on top of the ground cuz they're not dead

NPR commentator, on a panel discussion of the social impact of quarantining: The one good thing about this is all the love that the pets of the world are getting right now
Me: 😯 haha 😢 that's the corniest thing I've ever heard 😭

Hey can y’all plz boost this? Donate if you can.

The Havasupai tribe is the most remote reservation in the lower 48. The village is accessible only by foot, helicopter or horseback. About 75% of the jobs on the reservation are tied to tourism and there’s a 15% unemployment rate. Roughly 15% of the community is elderly, many are diabetic or asthmatic and therefore vulnerable to coronavirus.

Due to the spread of coronavirus the tribe has had to suspend tourism within the reservation to protect tribal members from disease. Unfortunately, this is where they get most of their income. Please consider making a donation to make sure the Havasupai people and their animals have the food and protection they need to remain in their communities and stay safe during this pandemic.

scooping up the field mice AND bopping them on the head? in This economy?

What's the deal with that white spotty fur that old timey kings wear, what is that

M'aiq does not care if you are a necromancer, and this is your area of expertise. You do not go around telling people there is a skeleton living inside them. M'aiq has not slept well for a week!

❌ asking my doctor for an estrogen prescription

✅ applying for unemboyment

Covid- , Chicago 

me getting my coronavirus check which is exactly equivalent to my monthly rent

The german newspaper #handelsblatt just published an article talking about open source alternatives to Slack, Microsoft, Trello and Zoom.

It recommends Riot, Nextcloud, and Jitsi. And I think that's great, because it brings those tools towards business people and mainstream. :blobfox:

Really surprised all landlords didn’t have six months of rent saved up for an emergency

could god come up with a take so spicy even He couldn't post it

look at this thought to be extinct bird but is actually alive and well

(yakety yak voice) I heard there was a secret chord

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