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#introductons Hello! I'm Regina, I'm 35, I live in Chicago, my pronouns are they/them, and I just used the phrase "document of documentation" in an email, so you should not interact with me.

🏠 IN THIS HOUSE 🏠
👪 WE BELIEVE ❤️
when hummingbirds drink from the hummingbird feeder they make a tiny little "thbppt" noise

Marcel Duchamp Funko Pop

Alt-right to rebrand as "serf and TERF"

Sometimes I imagine a rich powerful person holding one action figure that's in a helping profession, another action figure that's a person in need of services, and he's hitting them together and making explosion noises

(in a desperate attempt to connect with young people) "Buttered Popcorn" by the Supremes is the grandmama of WAP
https://youtu.be/xLfwo8luyZk

Like, if I can pack it all up in a largeish shoebox when I'm done, then I'll give it a shot

My creative outlets mostly don't result in physical objects, and I think that would be a satisfying pursuit, but I don't have the storage space for a lot of equipment

Cats are all right in my book

Cucumber watermelon flavored pixy stix, what a world

Why did google automatically suggest Dustin Diamond and Zachary Ty Brian, yes I am 36 but how dare

Me, last night, walking past a sign on a neighbor's lawn that says "Bye Don 2020" and has been there for months: ohhhh, because it sounds like "Biden"

At some point a monkey's paw finger curled down when I wished to know interesting people and now the shame over not being as accomplished or knowledgeable as the people I know is eating me alive