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when hummingbirds drink from the hummingbird feeder they make a tiny little "thbppt" noise

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Fuck it I don't care anymore it's and if you don't like it you can go to hell

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The two shows where I would gladly play any role are Twelfth Night and Rocky Horror Picture Show, and that's how I know I'm bisexual

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Everyone has to be extra nice to me because I don't know how to do that tiny font

2049: late stage capitalism has been replaced by early stage “uwu capwitalwism”

#wenbiesday selfie, ec 

I’m “getting really into Neil Young” years old

All right, does anyone here *not* contain multitudes?

the most AL bug you'll ever see. it is everything i love. [insect pics!!!] 

just donated $10 to a Guatemalan organization working with the Disappeared: finding out what happened to people in the chaos of that country's civil war, and hopefully charging some of their killers with crimes.

normally I wouldn't mention it, anonymous giving being generally more honored in Judaism, but I did this not out of pure selflessness, but also to officially register my guess that Henry Kissinger will die on my 30th birthday.

you can do this too by going to, which has a list of suggested organizations that help repair the harms of US imperialism

A little old lady told me this morning that I'm beautiful :3

"That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood
And I've got news for you — she is!'
One if the best lines in music I've ever heard

when you use a sustainably grown tree instead of an endangered tropical hardwood? that's ethical non-mahogany

Hardly anybody these days gets accused of being a scoundrel

@alex okay I just read a news story about this bird and they apparently scream right in the female bird's face, which scientists said was uh weird, and one of them said, "well we never saw copulation, so maybe the ones we saw were just losers," and I cannot stop laughing at this

Rats can learn to drive tiny cars around an arena in exchange for a food reward. Their hormone levels suggest they seem to find going for a drive relaxing

Granby Regina Remembers the Internet of Old:
[smoothing a quilt over my lap]
Yahoo! used to maintain a directory of websites that was browsable by category

Applying a poultice of oak leaves to my skin so I can get that bog mummy glow up

Dog Wearing a Pumpkin Sweatshirt 


Granby Regina Remembers the Internet of Old:
[rocks contemplatively in rocking chair] Snopes used to be fun and not updated constantly

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