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Hello! I'm Regina, I'm 35, I live in Chicago, my pronouns are they/them, and I just used the phrase "document of documentation" in an email, so you should not interact with me.

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when hummingbirds drink from the hummingbird feeder they make a tiny little "thbppt" noise

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The two shows where I would gladly play any role are Twelfth Night and Rocky Horror Picture Show, and that's how I know I'm bisexual

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Everyone has to be extra nice to me because I don't know how to do that tiny font


ah yes, my favorite genre of media: white gamer in front of shelf of nerd stuff lecturing the viewer about a theory

Anton Chekhov watching pro wrestling and losing his goddamn mind every time a wrestler pulls a table out from under the ring

thinking a lot recently about that bible story where a rich guy asks jesus how to get into heaven and jesus is like "give away your money and stop being rich" and the rich guy is like *teeth sucking sound*

@soybomb43 and I are at the Music Box Theater for their Valentine's sing-along and Casablanca screening for the 6th year in a row

Sorry just catching up on my email... @Pixley Derek and Layla? For real???

I love the mastodon image captioning feature because there are a lot of good uses even for sighted users

- when federation / the other instance / your router fails & the image won't load

- explaining visual jokes while "keeping the medium intact"

- naming a visual symbol you /think/ people will know about but maybe not, so they can look it up & read more about it

- noting 'what to look for' when it's unclear

- translating an image in another language while still letting it speak for itself

Huey Lewis & The News released an album yesterday called Weather, which is only the second in their discography named after a news segment. 40 years of The News and they've only gotten to Sports and Weather.

<Phil Hartman voice> I'm just a simple caveman. I don't know much about "History". Don't know much about "a science book".

trans people being happy and laughing unreservedly

today for #caturday i shall introduce mastodon to all of my cats.

pdx pol / ec 

tale as old as time
song as old as rhyme
Borat voice "my wife"

Show more is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to “mastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball taunts—whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.

For now, membership in is subject to approval. if you don’t have an invite or referral, email our admin with a Toot-length intro.