Pinned post

Am I ""depressed""? Or have you just not considered that wearing clothing that I picked up off the bedroom floor is sustainable harvesting?

Pinned post

This year's Halloween bonus episode of horror cinema podcast Tracks of the Damned is a dramatic reading of

🌌 HP Lovecraft's FROM BEYOND 🌌

Featuring ME as CRAWFORD TILLINGAST, a scientist who fucks around and finds out

I have listened to the parts where I'm not talking, and I can assure you that the sound design is a wonderful cocoon of cosmic nightmares

Check it out! open.spotify.com/episode/3eZOl

Pinned post

Eleanor Rigby
Man door hand hook car door hand hook car hand man man door
Who is it for

Pinned post

🏠 IN THIS HOUSE 🏠
πŸ‘ͺ WE BELIEVE ❀️
when hummingbirds drink from the hummingbird feeder they make a tiny little "thbppt" noise

Excuse me! Hello! I got the bivalent booster AND a flu shot yesterday SO today I feel like crap BUT I did not call out from work, I am Very Brave

Food 

I invested in a very large bag of dried mango for breakfast purposes, and this mango is Extremely Tart

Blue boosted

I just learned that Van Buren is Honorary Frankie Knuckles Way.

Blue boosted

Please tell me something you're really excited about right now! Mine is that I'm going to hang up some art at my place when I get home this afternoon

"The kind of YouTube influencer we all grew up with"

YouTube was created when I was in college πŸ¦•

Blue boosted
Blue boosted

Starting the day with some pleasing wordle symmetry

β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›
πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ¨
β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›
β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Blue boosted

You knew it was coming. The second official No Substitutions, Please poll.

Your ideal chili has:

Blue boosted

We've put out episode 2 of @NoSubsPlease, which means we're at most 24 hours away from hearing the wildest possible takes on what you can put in a chili. I can't wait.

Fallen London 

I was 10 change points away from Making Waves 30, which I needed for Notability 6... at least now I know exactly when on Saturday night Time the Healer shows up πŸ™ƒ

Blue boosted
Blue boosted

πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹πŸŽƒβ€‹

what should next week's #mastoween movie be?

Blue boosted

I had a dream I was sitting at a count in a restaurant, having lunch, and an Elvis impersonator walked in and sat down beside me. So I started singing "Hooked on a Feeling" and soon everyone in the restaurant was singing along. But now I'm awake and I realize that Elvis didn't do "Hooked on a Feeling."

Hitman, utter waste of time 

1 hour and 32 minutes later....

Show thread

Hitman, utter waste of time 

Lord help me I'm back on my bullshit

Show thread
Blue boosted
Show older
bigshoulders.city

bigshoulders.city is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to β€œmastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for bigshoulders.city is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball tauntsβ€”whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.