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Eleanor Rigby
Man door hand hook car door hand hook car hand man man door
Who is it for
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Bisexual people are confused. I've identified as bi for over half my life now and I still don't know if I'm every other sexual or twice per sexual.
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🏠 IN THIS HOUSE 🏠
👪 WE BELIEVE ❤️
when hummingbirds drink from the hummingbird feeder they make a tiny little "thbppt" noise
It's good that #mastoween switched to archive.org if for no other reason than the Peacock app is really buggy. We tried to watch an episode of AP Bio 4 times last night, it kept going back to the menu screen after the last commercial break.
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I AM NOT OLD I AM SKILLED !
I want to play a ttrpg in a modern day setting so my character can have a gnarly customized weapon and name it Cancel Culture
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#mastoween and that's the story of how we grew the bestest apple crop ever
"Should I be nervous that you're cackling?" -my partner #mastoween
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She also seems to
have emotions towards Sherlock
that boggle his mind
#mastoween this reminds me of the Bacchae, where Pentheus is convinced the way to stop Dionysos is to dress up as a maenad and infiltrate the god's rituals in the wilderness, spoiler alert it does not work out well for him
"Take those masks off!" "No!" I fucking love this movie #mastoween
#mastoween horse vs pig
#mastoween Lord Summerisle has real Doctor Who vibes
Bringing law and order to the heathens (ie. throwing dead rabbits at people) #mastoween
"what of the true god," well, you got me there Officer MacDrydick #mastoween
Like the commune in Midsommar, this is extremely a community I would want to be a part of, whatever the dark secret is it can't be worse than anywhere else I've lived #mastoween
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this cop has come into town to stop them teaching critical race theory
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#mastoween. There fixed. Christianity is saved by a broken apple crate.
#mastoween put on my gravestone that I'm protected by the ejaculation of serpents, this toot is my legally binding will
#mastoween fuck yeah, teach those kids their civil rights
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#mastoween this cop is an incel icon
- raccoons
- 👍
- pronouns
- they/them
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- food, alc/drugs, health stuff, spoilers, eye contact, lewd
- no cw's for
- swears, caps, awkwardly worded shitposts, animals, complaining about being old
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Joined Sep 2018
