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Chrome Incognito, big glasses and a hat: Jeepers, there websites don't know who you are! It's like you're wearing a disguise!
Firefox Private, domino mask: Couldn't resist the temptation of this electronic carnival of decadent delights? Mmm... of course not...

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Half my life ago, I started using Blue as my name in certain communities. I'm a compartmentalizer so I am careful about how I introduce myself, but lately the "non-binary people name themselves by throwing a dictionary in a blender" meme is making me feel 17 years worth of attacked and I'm thinking maybe I should go by Blue more?

I've said before that I'm reluctant to change my name just because of how Regina is gendered, but I decided I was Blue several years before I was out to myself.

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🏠 IN THIS HOUSE 🏠
👪 WE BELIEVE ❤️
when hummingbirds drink from the hummingbird feeder they make a tiny little "thbppt" noise

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Capitalism rewards innovation*

*Being the least-talented cast member of a 90s sitcom

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Ronnie Spector: ‘I love #MeToo and Time’s Up – because men’s time is up’ (CW abuse mention in the link) 

theguardian.com/music/2019/dec

“When I was making my hit records, my ex was always ‘the genius’ and you felt like: ‘Well, who am I?’ You felt that small. I’m so glad I’m still on this Earth to see women going out there and saying: ‘You can be fabulous like me, you can do anything.’”

how come we never sing sea shanties on here :(

If your favorite Scorcese movie is Shutter Island does laserdisc.party block you, asking for a friend

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i was looking up the wikipedia entry for Mad Max Fury Road for something earlier and god bless whoever shoehorned in the line "Max fights Joe's large adult son" to the plot summary.

food 

If you make a recipe from the Pillsbury website does toomanycooks block you, asking for a friend

spicy take 

John Mulaney has problematic material and he gets a pass because he's attractive

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ok everyone post one picture that makes you smile

Oh no, apartment shopping online and I came across a listing for the former apartment of a couple I was friends with who went through a pretty messy breakup, oh no

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Hello, friends!

It's time for this week's #MastoSourcedPlaylist!

It's The One About Water!
Almost 4 hours of songs about Water, Oceans, Seas, Raindrops, Tears, and... other... fluids.

open.spotify.com/playlist/0JpP

Shuffle up and Enjoy!

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Poetry, alcohol 

It was at a wine party—
I lay in a drowse, knowing it not.
The blown flowers fell and filled my lap.
When I arose, still drunken,
The birds had all gone to their nests,
And there remained but few of my comrades.
I went along the river—alone in the moonlight.

--Li Bai

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remember when phones were like overheating and exploding a lot?

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bigshoulders.city

bigshoulders.city is a Mastodon instance for Chicagoans current, former, and future. Its name comes from Carl Sandburg, who once compared ships pulling out to “mastodons, arising from lethargic sleep.” Our goal for bigshoulders.city is to build a community of friends and neighbors across the Windy City. Toot your pho place recommendations, meet-up ideas, pothole gripes, creative dibs, and cross-town baseball taunts—whatever you want, as long it abides by our short and sweet content policy.