If I hadn't deleted my Facebook account, today I would be getting awkward birthday wishes from people I haven't talked to in almost 20 years, can I get some booosts

@tessaracked i keep a shell account there and every year I get the same awkward dudes who had transparent crushes on me shooting their shots.

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