*to a lesbian couple* Which one of you is the dead heiress whose absence casts a long shadow over your mansion full of secrets, and which one is the severe housekeeper who passive-aggressively terrorizes the dashing widower's innocent new bride?

@rolenthedeep if two hours of it would be satisfactory, Rebecca is free on YouTube

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