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this calvin and hobbes strip is infamous among some for foreshadowing the later creation of vaporwave, but i wanna highlight those first two panels there. i loved calvin and hobbes as a kid; reading and rereading every strip in the series. and this one was probably my first time reading the word “capitalist” in a negative light

Monetary Aid Request 

Hello! Pls rb or donate to our lovely homie @sunflowers , who could use help recovering from spending quite a bit of cash getting a AC unit on top of dealing w some serious debt

Its HOT right now in Chicago and she could use the assistance getting her home's temp regulated, especially since this puts her dogs health at risk (& her own!!)

even $5 goes a long way or check out her shop!$elenners

Someone on the train was wearing a Kliban cat shirt and I was so pleased to be reminded of their existence

what if God was Snuffalopagous?
just a slob, like Snuffalopagous?

oh fuck it’s dashcon’s birthday

My birthday is in 3 weeks and only @louisa_jr is invited to the party

What if we put Toad's head on top of Thanos' body! 

It'd look something... like this!

What if we put Luigi's head on top of Michael Jackson's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

What if we put Yoshi's head on top of an ant's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

Hmm maybe I can never get my teeth on edge

thinking about final fantasy monsters last night. viz. what if they dated #mastoart

if you can't see they can't see!!
clean your enby's glasses when yours get gross

Birthday Selfie, Eye Contact 

Please consider this an extremely late #MascMonday post! #FatBoySummer is in full effect and it's my motherflippin' birthday!
I'm 40, y'all.
At midnight a handful of Werther's Originals suddenly appeared in the pockets of the cardigan I don't remember buying. It's too hot and humid for cardigans, but it is *very* comfortable.
Anyway, it's my birthday, booooooooost me!

Bart in the Camp Krusty episode of the Simpsons, but it's me slowly losing it in 75% humidity waiting for rain

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